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Surprise

(Blue collar(possibly minority) guy narrating this ad) 

 

It didn’t surprise me

that Democrats attempted to sell the Long Beach Naval Station to the Chinese

 

It didn’t surprise me

that Democrats gave away

the Panama Canal

 

It doesn’t surprise me

that Democrats would prefer

we buy oil from Arab and Communist countries that are our sworn enemies

and are driving up the cost of gasoline.

 

It doesn’t surprise me

that Democrats are working hard

to protect terrorist’s rights

 

It doesn’t surprise me

that Democrats are promoting

gay marriage, gay adoptions,

And open homosexuality in our military.

 

I doesn’t surprise me

that Democrats encourage illegal immigration that drives down wages, and leaves our kids with jobs in fast food or delivering pizzas, and deliberately refuse to secure our borders.

 

It doesn’t surprise me that Hollywood smut actors, and pornographers vote Democrat.

 

It does surprise me that so many of us, hard working family men and women have voted Democrat with them.

 

How about let’s give them a surprise this year

 

AND VOTE REPUBLICAN!

 

(camera now scans a crowd of working men and women, nurses, construction workers, truck drivers, farmers, etc. shaking their fists in the air and together they all shout)

 

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

 

This should be a new election ad campaign with bumper stickers etc. 

                                    SURPRISE!

                       I’M VOTING REPUBLICAN

and Support the New Republican Victory Committee!